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Flight of the Conchords Ep 4 If You're Into It
If you want me to I could hang \'round with you If I only knew That\'s what you\'re into. You and him Him and you If that\'s what You\'re into Him hanging \'round Around you You\'re hanging \'round Yeah, you\'re there too. And if you want me to I will take off all my clothes for you I will take off all my clothes for you If that\'s what you\'re into How \'bout him In the nude? If that\'s what You\'re into. In the nude in front of you Is that what you\'d wanna view? If it\'s cool with you I\'ll let you get naked too It could be a dream come true Providing that\'s what you are into Is that what You\'re into? Him and you In the nude? That\'s what he\'s prepared to do Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into? And then maybe later We get hot by the refrigerator In the kitchen next to the pantry You think that might be what you fancy? In the buff Being rude Doing stuff With the food Getting lewd With his food We heard that\'s what you are into Then on our next date Well, you could bring your roommate I don\'t know if Stu is keen to But if you want we could double-team you How about you And two dudes? Him, you and Stu In the nude Being lewd with two dudes with food Well, that\'s if Stu\'s into it, too All the things I\'d do The things I\'d do for you If I only knew That\'s what you\'re into Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
Date: 2009-03-15 01:38:08 - Added by: robin
Views: 322 - Votes: 1 - Rating: 5
 
Flight of the Conchords Ep 10 'Ladies of the World'
J: Ooohhh....ooooh.... I just wanna, I just wanna B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World J: Oh yes (J) B: Just wanna do somethin\' special J: Ah (J) B: For all the Ladies in the world J: Is that possible? (J) B: And the gir-rls Don\'t forget them girls J: Caribbean B: (Ladies) J: Parisian B: (Ladies) J: Bolivian B: (Ladies) J: Namibian B: (Ladies) J: Eastern Indochinian B: (Ladies) J: Republic of Dominican B: (Ladies) J: Amphibian B: (Ladies) J: Presbyterian B: (Ladies) J: Outta sight B: Amazin\' ladies J: Late night B: Hard workin\' ladies J: Erudite B: Brainy ladies J: Hermaphrodite B: Lady-man-ladies J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies With your sexy lady bits And your sexy man bits too Even you must be in to you ooo ooo B+J: All the ladies in the world I wanna get next to you Show you some gratitude By makin\' love to you it\'s the least we can do... B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld Put down his weapon and picked up a woman What a peaceful world this world would be-eee... B+J: Redheads not warheads Blondes not bombs We\'re talkin\' about brunettes not fighter jets J: Oooh Oooh it\'s got to be Sweet 16\'s not M-16\'s When will the governments realize it\'s got to be funky sexy ladies? B: I have a vision and all I can see Is all of you with \'a all of me In a world of peace and harmony Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y J: I\'ve been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank \'a you ma\'m I don\'t care if you\'re ugly or you\'re skanky or you\'re small I just wanna do a little something special for y\'all... B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl... Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
Date: 2009-03-15 01:36:10 - Added by: robin
Views: 167 - Votes: 0 - Rating: 0
 
Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 \'Mutha Uckers\'
Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- There\\\'s too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- Uckin\\\' with my shi- Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- With my shi- How many mutha uckas? Too many to count Mutha uckas I pay my mutha uckin\\\' rent fortnightly Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me And I\\\'m out for my account \\\'Cause out on A.P On AP Yeah, you know me Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee Makes my payment short My rent comes back to me Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty So you\\\'ll see me \\\'cause of your mutha uckin\\\' fee Read the words On my ATM slip, it said We\\\'re all mutha uckas And we\\\'re uckin\\\' with your shi- Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- My transaction shi-! There\\\'s too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- My weekly statement shi-! My weekly statement shi-! Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- With my balance shi-! How many mutha uckas? Too many to count Mutha uckas The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin\\\' grocery The mutha ucka won\\\'t sell an apple to a Kiwi The shi- fight\\\'s gonna get vicious and malicious Cut the cra- ... I need my red delicious Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn\\\'t valid Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin\\\' fruit salad Then... ... Granny Smith... ... ...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ... ...a mango... ... Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah! Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- I\\\'m gonna juice the mutha ucka There\\\'s too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- He\\\'s gonna wake up in a smoothie Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my (beatboxing) Everybody come on! Too many mutha uckas uckin\\\' with my shhhhh Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
Date: 2009-03-15 01:34:27 - Added by: robin
Views: 362 - Votes: 1 - Rating: 5
 
Flight of the Conchords Ep2 She's So Hot - Boom
Oh my God. She\'s so hot. She\'s so flippin\' hot. She\'s like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is, but she\'ll think I\'m being sexist. She\'s so hot she\'s making me sexist. Bitch. I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar Set to electric mandolin Some drums Yeah Hear me now! I see you with a sign I want to boom like it\'s never been done Bust moves like the click boom of a gun My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming My feet start tweaking and my body\'s booming The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming Booty boom bass and the party is booming Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah See you shaking that boom boom See you looking at my boom boom See you want some boom boom It\'s clear it\'s boom time Boom boom Let me buy you a boom boom You order a fancy boom You like boom And I like boom Enough small boom let\'s boom the boom-ah Fast-forward, selecta Now we\'re rolling on a boom boom Riding to my private room And we boom whats boom and we both assume We\'re gonna boom boom boom \'til the break of boom Who\'s the boom king? Who? I\'m the boom king. What? Who\'s the boom king? Tell me now. I\'m the boom king He\'s the boom king My phone is beeping, it\'s B-boom Boom He\'s back from ten years doom and gloom He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom But the crazy boom still loves to boom Unzip the boom and the lens goes boom Your b-boom drops Ba-boom ba-boom boom We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky Then we boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom Who\'s the boom king? Who? I\'m the boom king What? Who\'s the boom king? Hah! I\'m the boom king Bret\'s the boom king
Date: 2009-03-15 01:29:41 - Added by: robin
Views: 302 - Votes: 1 - Rating: 5
 
SERIOUS BABY......lol.....sometimes
The evil eye :)
Date: 2009-03-14 00:32:28 - Added by: robin
Views: 387 - Votes: 0 - Rating: 0
 
Bert Kreischer - Ass Wax
Comic Bert Kreischer Gets His Ass Waxed
Date: 2009-03-14 00:16:27 - Added by: robin
Views: 365 - Votes: 1 - Rating: 5
 
Dave Chappelle Killin Them Softly Part 3
Dave Chappelle in Washington D.C. in 2000 doing a stand up comedy. HILARIOUS my stomach was sore after watching this. hope the qualities not so bad u cant see it. ENJOY!
Date: 2009-03-13 00:46:00 - Added by: robin
Views: 421 - Votes: 1 - Rating: 5
 
The Animal Odd Couple
In this latest installment of CBS News Assignment America, Steve Hartman visits an animal sanctuary where a dog and an elephant have formed a very lasting, and unusual, friendship.
Date: 2009-03-12 01:03:49 - Added by: robin
Views: 312 - Votes: 1 - Rating: 5
 
Kaboom! Re Dub!!!
Date: 2009-02-19 20:55:08 - Added by: robin
Views: 338 - Votes: 1 - Rating: 5
 
Whose Line - Helping Hands - Italian Deli
Please buy the DVD\'s and hopefully Whose Line Is It Anyway? will be continued with new episodes.
Date: 2009-02-10 17:19:54 - Added by: robin
Views: 132 - Votes: 0 - Rating: 0
 
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