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Colin is heavy with child while at an amusement park. Keep your eyes on him. Includes the classic line by Ryan; \\ |
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Date: 26 January 2009 Category: Theatre Sports |
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Comic Bert Kreischer Gets His Ass Waxed |
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Date: 13 March 2009 Category: Documentary |
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Oh my God. She\'s so hot. She\'s so flippin\' hot. She\'s like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is, but she\'ll think I\'m being sexist. She\'s so hot she\'s making me sexist. Bitch. I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar Set to electric mandolin Some drums Yeah Hear me now! I see you with a sign I want to boom like it\'s never been done Bust moves like the click boom of a gun My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming My feet start tweaking and my body\'s booming The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming Booty boom bass and the party is booming Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah See you shaking that boom boom See you looking at my boom boom See you want some boom boom It\'s clear it\'s boom time Boom boom Let me buy you a boom boom You order a fancy boom You like boom And I like boom Enough small boom let\'s boom the boom-ah Fast-forward, selecta Now we\'re rolling on a boom boom Riding to my private room And we boom whats boom and we both assume We\'re gonna boom boom boom \'til the break of boom Who\'s the boom king? Who? I\'m the boom king. What? Who\'s the boom king? Tell me now. I\'m the boom king He\'s the boom king My phone is beeping, it\'s B-boom Boom He\'s back from ten years doom and gloom He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom But the crazy boom still loves to boom Unzip the boom and the lens goes boom Your b-boom drops Ba-boom ba-boom boom We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky Then we boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom Who\'s the boom king? Who? I\'m the boom king What? Who\'s the boom king? Hah! I\'m the boom king Bret\'s the boom king [More] [Less] |
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Date: 14 March 2009 Category: Sketch Comedy |
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Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- There\\\'s too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- Uckin\\\' with my shi- Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- With my shi- How many mutha uckas? Too many to count Mutha uckas I pay my mutha uckin\\\' rent fortnightly Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me And I\\\'m out for my account \\\'Cause out on A.P On AP Yeah, you know me Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee Makes my payment short My rent comes back to me Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty So you\\\'ll see me \\\'cause of your mutha uckin\\\' fee Read the words On my ATM slip, it said We\\\'re all mutha uckas And we\\\'re uckin\\\' with your shi- Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- My transaction shi-! There\\\'s too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- My weekly statement shi-! My weekly statement shi-! Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- With my balance shi-! How many mutha uckas? Too many to count Mutha uckas The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin\\\' grocery The mutha ucka won\\\'t sell an apple to a Kiwi The shi- fight\\\'s gonna get vicious and malicious Cut the cra- ... I need my red delicious Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn\\\'t valid Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin\\\' fruit salad Then... ... Granny Smith... ... ...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ... ...a mango... ... Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah! Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- I\\\'m gonna juice the mutha ucka There\\\'s too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my shi- He\\\'s gonna wake up in a smoothie Too many mutha uckas Uckin\\\' with my (beatboxing) Everybody come on! Too many mutha uckas uckin\\\' with my shhhhh Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net [More] [Less] |
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Date: 14 March 2009 Category: Sketch Comedy |
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If you want me to I could hang \'round with you If I only knew That\'s what you\'re into. You and him Him and you If that\'s what You\'re into Him hanging \'round Around you You\'re hanging \'round Yeah, you\'re there too. And if you want me to I will take off all my clothes for you I will take off all my clothes for you If that\'s what you\'re into How \'bout him In the nude? If that\'s what You\'re into. In the nude in front of you Is that what you\'d wanna view? If it\'s cool with you I\'ll let you get naked too It could be a dream come true Providing that\'s what you are into Is that what You\'re into? Him and you In the nude? That\'s what he\'s prepared to do Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into? And then maybe later We get hot by the refrigerator In the kitchen next to the pantry You think that might be what you fancy? In the buff Being rude Doing stuff With the food Getting lewd With his food We heard that\'s what you are into Then on our next date Well, you could bring your roommate I don\'t know if Stu is keen to But if you want we could double-team you How about you And two dudes? Him, you and Stu In the nude Being lewd with two dudes with food Well, that\'s if Stu\'s into it, too All the things I\'d do The things I\'d do for you If I only knew That\'s what you\'re into Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net [More] [Less] |
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Date: 14 March 2009 Category: Sketch Comedy |
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I thank everyone for enjoying, voting, and commenting on this video. It was emailed to me thursday as 3mb file, I couldn\'t find it on YouTube to pass it on without huge attachment, so I uploaded it to make it easier to share. wow - unbelievable response!! can\'t take credit for kid, though - someone will eventually... [More] [Less] |
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Date: 14 March 2009 Category: Feel Good |
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Becky from Dublin made a prank call... Just listen to find out lol... |
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Date: 14 March 2009 Category: Feel Good |
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Sketch comedy from BBC3\\\'s Man Stroke Woman from episode 4 of series 1. Daisy Haggard, Nicholas Burns and Amanda Abbington. |
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Date: 14 March 2009 Category: Sketch Comedy |
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